Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Imagine someone recited the lyrics of Santa Claus is Coming to Town in the creepiest way ever. That is the essence of today’s Unconventional Christmas movie Rare Exports.
Maybe Santa Claus isn’t a fairy tale. Maybe he’s real and has the temperament of Robot Santa from Futurama. Maybe if you have been a good kid this year you have nothing to fear. Or if you’re Dad has dug an illegal hole to catch wolves you might be fine. There’s nothing that old, bearded, naked men like more than a pig’s head.